The Proclomation of Intent

Hear the words of the Highlord, your Highlord! Although the highlord has no need to explain his actions, I Highlord Gunter, being rich and mercy and not lacking in patience, have decided to write down my reasoning for coming to this discussion of interpersonal communication. Hopefully through understanding the Highlord’s most excellent reasoning one will be better able to follow through his orders.

First, it must be understood that despite the Highlord’s great patience and wonderful personality, many of the common people are simply hard to understand. Hopefully by instituting this study into the common interpersonal communication the Highlord can better communicate with his people and understand their problems.

Second, the Highlord also hopes this summit will give him greater insight into the communications between his lord. Proper communication and understanding is essential between the Highlord’s closest companions. Precision and clarity must be maintained so the Highlord can have the best possible relationship with his compatriots.

Third, the Highlord is also expectantly awaiting the entertainment value of this class, specifically in discussing Air Conditioners. He expects this particular discussion will provide for multiple opportunities to gleefully shout “that’s what she said”

Fourth, the Highlord has also upheld the strongest value on scholasticism. Even if this knowledge does not have an immediate application, it is still knowledge and should be cherished, protected, and passed on. Through an abundance of knowledge will come prosperity and happiness.

Fifth, the Highlord also hopes this class will be of assistance during war and other contests abroad. Surely this knowledge will further the Highlord’s piercing insight and allow him to have a greater understanding of his adversaries that will lead to victory. Even the gay yankee atheist haters will bow before the Highlord’s grand schemes!

In conclusion, the Highlord has high expectations for this intellectual discourse, on practical, philosophical, and self-actualization levels. To be sure it would be better if the commoners and mercenaries were not present; however thanks to the Highlord’s great advisor and fellow lords this should not prove to be a significant problem. With this firm statement of intent onward my people... For Knowledge, For Victory, For the Highlord. DEUS VULT!